Blessed Bride Texts from Breast
WATCH THIS 30-SECOND VIDEO OF A BRIDE SENDING TEXT MESSAGES DURING HER WEDDING:
Observations and Assumptions by TheNutsCracker:
#1. She's not the first to text while being a bride-in-progress. This is completely acceptable for future divorcees, but less disrespectful if it was a courthouse wedding.
#2. Her ample cleavage seemed quite an obvious place to hide a phone, but it wouldn't be out of the question to think she actually had a hidden inside pocket sewn inside her dress.
#3. The minister is giving a blessing during the texting! Maybe the bride was responding to God.
#4. When her father notices, his facial expressions are classic. Was he thinking, "My daughter is going to hell for this."
#5. The father must have forgotten that he was holding her hand. He should've squeezed her left hand until she feel to her knees and dropped that device.
#6. If the minister saw what she was doing, it would've been nice for him to stop the blessing and just wait until he had her attention. Or he could've just stopped and said, "Never mind. I'll just send it by text?"
#7. If the person on the other end of the text conversation is so important, why aren't they actually present at the wedding?
#8. This seems like a backyard wedding of some sort, and in the background there is a big STOP sign. That would be a great still photo... the stop sign is between the father and daughter. It is almost a caption coming out of the father's mouth as he stares in disbelief at his daughter.
#9. If the bride isn't really "into" the wedding moment, can it really go "downhill" from there?
#10. An addiction is an addiction. This chick is a "Crackberry" addict on a low budget. The groom should've recognized this long before the wedding. And the bride should be standing in front of an addiction specialist.
TheNutsCracker
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